Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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