Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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