new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I have already put on my inside pants.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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