I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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