you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I could fuck to npr.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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