She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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