we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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