i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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