I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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