If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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