So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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