so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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