Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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