Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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