I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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