You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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