Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
