Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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