I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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