You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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