It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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