Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
sex in a hospital.. check
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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