Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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