yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
