Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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