This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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