I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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