It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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