Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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