Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We left an ass print on the piano.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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