no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
i think my cat just said my name.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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