My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She announced her abortion via fbk
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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