it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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