I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Come see our sink grown plant.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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