And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
its not stalking. its research.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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