You made me cry and you don't even care
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
We have started to decorate penises.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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