just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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