So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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