Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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