Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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