After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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