she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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