is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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