I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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