so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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