I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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