Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
