did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
id be glad to
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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