It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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