Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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